I'm baaaaaaack!

by danni 3/5/2009 8:47:00 AM

Guess What Bloggers!?! The %#*^@! economy put a kink in my plans to escape the rat race... well, fellow rodents we'll have to stick together to come up with that hot multi-million dollar idea so we can retire rich.  In the meantime, I still haven't found the right man...(no Chris Brown's thank you!).  If Prince Charming doesn't come along soon I just might build him myself. You can be sure he'll keep the seat down and take out the trash! 

Kenji, a third-generation humanoid, was programmed by Toshiba's Akimu Robotic Research Institute to emulate human emotions, including love. But shockingly, Kenji has gone haywire and will probably end up killing off all his love interests.

"The trouble all started when a young female intern began to spend several hours each day with Kenji, testing his systems and loading new software routines. When it came time to leave one evening, however, Kenji refused to let her out of his lab enclosure and used his bulky mechanical body to block her exit and hug her repeatedly. The intern was only able to escape after she had frantically phoned two senior staff members to come and temporarily de-activate Kenji."

Just goes to show you even robots can be stalkers.  Did I already date this guy...? 

Here's a little bonus for my gamers: cheats for ROCKSTAR 2  Until next blog...Danni

 

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Electronics | General

Comments

3/5/2009 3:12:39 PM

Scrappy Nan

missed you, Danni.  btw, i think i am married to this guy....

Scrappy Nan United States

3/5/2009 3:15:05 PM

pablo otisto

Danni! While your presence was missed, we found ourselves (okay, royal we) working even harder to try to make our newest idea into reality! More than the money we want to make, we have a huge desire to make your post one day with our invention! Thank god you're back, there's now some diversion. Thanks again for the sites that have helped us really organize our marketing! One even is helping us with a prototype! http://www.virtual-prototype.com

pablo otisto United States

3/5/2009 4:26:44 PM

Mav

hahaha! love it! welcome back Danni, Greece loss is our gain.

Mav United Kingdom

3/9/2009 1:02:25 PM

Raina

Oh gosh! Too funny. Let's first master love in humans.

Raina United States

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