This Danni’s blog is courtesy of an old friend. You might even say we are so close that it feels like we are the same person sometimes! Well, Gary the Reverend (a little nickname I like to call him from this one time where booze, cowboy boots, and a wedding chapel were involved, but let’s save that for another time), this one is for you and every girl who needs a little lift in their booty. Booty Pop Panties! Now I have heard of this invention before, but the video sells it! Apparently, the invention has been redesigned to create a more natural-looking big booty plus it comes in cute colors from Lemon Jellybean to Blueberry Gum Drops. And for those of you that don’t want to poke an eye out when you bend over, there is the “half the pop” panty! I say go big or go home. JLo, watch out, the competition is coming!

Man, now I have “I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny…” stuck in my head on repeat! Sir Mix-A-Lot, get out of there! And where is the booty dancing in the commercial?